JACK AND JILL
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Jack rolled a massive joint.
He kept the fun all to himself,
Jill couldn’t see the point.
Jack stood up and fooled around.
Jill gave him such a shove.
She watched him fall and crack his head.
A judgement from above.
Jack couldn’t stand, he’d hurt his hand.
Jill’s push was not a joke.
The next time that he rolled a joint,
He’d give her the first toke.