flowers of romance

My love is like a red red rose
She’s as drunk as a skunk
And she’s soiled her clothes
My love she’s like an open fire
She tells all these stories
She’s such a liar
To me your like an ocean
drown your sorrows
Like there's no tomorrow
Full of emotion
You’re like an open book
Turn the page to another chapter
Your just another crook
devoid of any form of laughter
You know this next bit
doesn't rhyme
Thy say love is lost at sea
you're the best thing since
Sliced sausage
As anyone can the can
We’ll paint the town red
You be my valentine
I’ll be you're turpentine
Till the day we are dead
They say love is like a rollercoaster
You spilled my drink and lost the coaster
Burnt the bread and broke the toaster
Got the film the t-shirt and the poster
Each day with you is an adventure
You don't know what's going to happen next
You were sick down the lav and lost your denture
And punched your best friend for six
Vera Lynn sang the White Cliffs of Dover
You had a massive hangover
I was completely sober
A four leaf clover
Oh why do I bother.

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