Wullie... "I've no seen you for years.
A always fancied you Katie".

Katie... "A know. A always fancied you
too Wullie".

Wullie... "What year were you born?"
"2000"

Katie... "That was the same year I was
Born. We're millennials".

Wullie... "It's a pity we never got together back then. We were so suited, liked the same things...I cannie believe it's 2080. Awe they years Katie, wee millennium kids....fancied each other awe these years ago and it never really came to anything. A wee fumble maybe".

Katie... "Ach a know how ye feel Wullie, I feel the same. Did you find it sore
Wullie?"

Wullie... "A wee bit. I think it was sorer fur you than it wis fur me".

Katie... "So does yours look the same. Can I see it?"

Wullie... "Naw it's awe wrinkly and blue. Can I see yours ?"

Katie... "Naw mine"s awe wrinkly and rid and firey, like a volcano".

Wullie... "Wis it no awful whit we did back then when ye think aboot it. We didn't think aboot how wrinkled they both would get".

Katie... "Mines awe wizened an definitely dids'ne look the same. Anybody who sees it just cringe. A cover it up awe the time".

Wullie... "A know Katie I'm the same. But it was the style back then. Like it or lump it. No matter what age ye are 85, 90 yer tattoos were always gonnie get wrinkly wan day. But it was the style back then".

Ellen Fleming
1/6/23

 

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